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Last post Author Topic: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you  (Read 28057 times)

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How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« on: November 27, 2008, 02:42:05 AM »
As people might have guessed by now, I'm not a big fan of cats.

And with good reason, I say!
warningsigns.jpgHow to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
(random link from IRC, dunno where it originates from)
Thanks to fenixproductions for finding originating site :)
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« Last Edit: November 27, 2008, 04:10:36 AM by f0dder »

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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2008, 03:57:05 AM »
The truth revealed!


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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2008, 04:00:32 AM »
 ;D

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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2008, 04:04:50 AM »

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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2008, 04:06:26 AM »
(random link from IRC, dunno where it originates from)
Maybe: http://www.catswhoth...upgrass.com/kill.php
Danke Schön, going to update my initial post :) - I'm a fan of giving credits where due.
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2008, 04:16:32 AM »
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No thanks needed. It was on 1st page of Google results ;)

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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2008, 04:22:04 AM »
No thanks needed. It was on 1st page of Google results ;)
Doh - just shows how lazy I am :-[
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2008, 08:48:47 AM »
Funny  :D
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2008, 10:03:44 AM »
Cute.
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2008, 10:42:53 AM »
Epic.
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2008, 01:56:30 PM »
A wake up call for all of us - thank you for the public service, f0dder. My parents own one a cat and I've sent them an e-mail with a link to the page. Forewarned is forearmed, I say...
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2008, 02:29:22 PM »
I like cats, but i don't exactly like their claws. All sharp 'n' rakey, just waiting to tear me apart...

*Dons claw-proof suit*

Come on now, murderous cats!
Very funny though, it had me snickering/giggling most of the time! ;D

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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2008, 04:37:50 PM »
Very funny though, it had me snickering/giggling most of the time! ;D
Had a good laugh out loud at the end  :) [edit] ooups, I was actually thinking I was posting in the other cat thread - which was very funny at the end of the video ...[/edit]

A wake up call for all of us - thank you for the public service, f0dder. My parents own one a cat and I've sent them an e-mail with a link to the page. Forewarned is forearmed, I say...
Mike, you sound like another cat lover (like f0dder ;))
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2008, 04:46:53 PM »
I r iz up to something bad...

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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2008, 05:57:17 PM »
Haha Phil, that had me laughing pretty good :D
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2008, 02:33:17 PM »
That pic reminds me of Valde (Our old insane cat that would attack anything if you were within 1 meter of him)
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2008, 02:55:54 PM »
This is for f0dder:

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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2008, 12:20:34 AM »
That pic reminds me of Valde (Our old insane cat that would attack anything if you were within 1 meter of him)

Not sure why your cat's name reminded me of this one, but we used to have a cat named Katze. :)

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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2008, 01:03:39 AM »
That pic reminds me of Valde (Our old insane cat that would attack anything if you were within 1 meter of him)
Not sure why your cat's name reminded me of this one, but we used to have a cat named Katze. :)
Probably because "Valde" kan be pronounzed so it sounds pretty Gerrrrman?
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2008, 01:48:55 AM »
That pic reminds me of Valde (Our old insane cat that would attack anything if you were within 1 meter of him)
Not sure why your cat's name reminded me of this one, but we used to have a cat named Katze. :)
Probably because "Valde" kan be pronounzed so it sounds pretty Gerrrrman?

Exactly. The way I mentally pronounced "Valde" reminded me of a German exchange student we called Walde (pronounced Vahl-Dee) who my family hosted when I was a young child. Then this line of thought reminded me of our cat named "Katze" which is German for "cat."

I'm sure you knew that (about the word "Katze"), but I thought I'd explain for anyone else who didn't know.


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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2008, 09:15:25 PM »
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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2008, 09:37:37 PM »
And...

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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2008, 10:00:23 PM »
Heh. Funny songs. :D

Wouldn't Switzerland or France be a better name for the kitty who doesn't want to fight?


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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2008, 10:05:04 PM »
no. Canada ay?

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Re: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2008, 10:07:10 PM »
Wouldn't Switzerland or France be a better name for the kitty who doesn't want to fight?

Ouch!
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