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Author Topic: Nice website to impress clueless managers  (Read 3685 times)

zridling

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Nice website to impress clueless managers
« on: October 03, 2008, 01:00:42 PM »
When they come around, load the Talisker Radar which anyone can view.

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Emblazoned clearly on the wall behind them is a screen listing the latest tool versions of such open source security perennials as Ethereal, Nessus, Nmap, Cain and Abel, Metasploit, Snort, and Kismet. The name, date of last release, and current version number of each is prominently displayed.

It can come in handy if you want others to think you're actually monitoring something.  ;)

zridling

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Re: Nice website to impress clueless managers
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 01:05:15 PM »
Obvious snark: Can you spot the clueless one in the photo? Yea, I thought so.

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Re: Nice website to impress clueless managers
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 02:58:22 PM »
And why is Harry Potter in the background?

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Re: Nice website to impress clueless managers
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 03:12:46 PM »
hi
scancode its me the_don can you come online i need to talk to you...
thanks

tomos

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Re: Nice website to impress clueless managers
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 03:29:33 PM »
hi
scancode its me the_don can you come online i need to talk to you...
thanks

@ the_don - maybe try sending him a personal message (he'll get email notification) - if he's not online here he wont see your message - or do you reckon he has his computer turned off ... in which case -
maybe the man in uniform above would be able to help us with telepathic communication ... or something ...  :D
Tom

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Re: Nice website to impress clueless managers
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2008, 11:33:20 PM »
Zridling: I started laughing so uncontrollably while reading this thread at 0130 that I woke up my girl friend.
Thanks for the snark.
TruckerJim says "You can go down a hill too slow a thousand times. But too fast only once."
« Last Edit: October 14, 2008, 11:34:51 PM by BigJim »

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Re: Nice website to impress clueless managers
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2008, 09:30:40 AM »
Thank heavens they weren't playing Harpoon Advanced Naval Warfare when the bigwigs showed up. If they were, somebody might have gotten confused enough to get on the phone and start a real war.

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