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app103:
(10:57:09) (@app) i am thinking of creating a companion for instant boss...instant mouser
(10:57:17) (@mouser) :/
(10:57:19) (@app) you run it and it ignores you
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;D ;D
-TucknDar (September 19, 2008, 09:58 AM)
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You know what is missing from this one? The part after, where mouser forbid anyone to make any type of instant mouser application. If I recall correctly, his threats were really funny. (too bad I don't have a copy of it saved)

Ehtyar:
Some of the more recent funnies mostly from the IRC channel.

Why Joshua Is Straight
(09:36:27) <Metshrine> Man, this guy has a fantastic ass, sometimes I wish I were bi-sexual.
(09:36:52) <Metshrine> but then i remember i would have to take as opposed to just giving, then i know why I am not
(09:37:25) <Lashiec> lmao
-Joshua
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Be Nice to People with Special Needs
<mouser> hahhhaha:
<mouser> <Gothi[c]> you're just mean, aren't you?
<mouser> <Gothi[c]> yes but
<mouser> <Gothi[c]> you're nice to metshrine
<mouser> <Gothi[c]> because of your experience with 'special needs'
<mouser> --
<mouser> hahahaahahahahahahaha
<mouser> josh: pwned
-Gothic
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Josh's Baby
(11:51:05) <Dell[a]> Metshrine, hows the baby?
(11:51:15) <Metshrine> baby?
(11:51:25) * Metshrine has no baby
(11:51:44) <Metshrine> Thats like asking mouser "How's the PhD"
(11:51:45) <Metshrine> He has none!
(11:51:46) <scancode> can you get a baby by having gay buttsecks
(11:51:49) <CodeByter> Metshrine is pregnant?
(11:51:58) <CodeByter> wowwwwww, ouch scancode
(11:52:00) <Metshrine> scancode: Let's you and me find out
(11:52:06) <scancode> sure
(11:52:08) <Metshrine> :-D
(11:52:09) * scancode assrapes Metshrine
(11:52:11) <Metshrine> I PITCH!
(11:52:18) <Metshrine> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(11:52:23) <EhtyarWRK> oh dear god
(11:52:39) <CodeByter> um scancode
(11:53:04) * Metshrine looks at his sore anal cavity
(11:53:05) <y0himba> *PERK* Assrape
(11:53:06) * y0himba goes back to lurking.
(11:53:07) <CodeByter> haha
(11:53:08) <scancode> <3 dc
(11:53:12) <Dell[a]> lol y0himba
-half_the_channel
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Della and Gothi[c] Sittin' in a Tree
(14:11:12) <lanux128> hey EhtyarWRK
(14:11:38) <EhtyarWRK> yesh lan man?
(14:13:31) <lanux128> just checking
(14:13:37) <lanux128> awful silence in here
(14:14:05) <EhtyarWRK> i just got back from lunch
(14:14:08) * Della bangs on some pots and pans
(14:14:41) <EhtyarWRK> goth man = pots & pans?
(14:14:54) <Della> im not gothic
(14:14:56) <Della> im della
(14:15:07) <EhtyarWRK> read it again
(14:15:27) <Della> ohhhh
(14:15:31) <EhtyarWRK> lol
(14:15:31) <Della> i get it
(14:15:37) * Della chuckles
(14:15:54) <lanux128> but Ehtyar i don't get it
(14:16:53) <EhtyarWRK> if della bangs on pots and pans
(14:17:01) <EhtyarWRK> and those pots and pans are goth man
(14:17:05) <EhtyarWRK> then what is della doing?
(14:17:32) <lanux128> ah! i geddit
(14:17:40) <lanux128> *bangs*
(14:17:54) * Della blushes
(14:18:01) <Della> i dont do that tho, im a good girl
(14:19:55) <EhtyarWRK> LOL
(14:20:08) <EhtyarWRK> boy goth man is gonna be very impressed you said that :P
(14:20:34) <Della> he is? why?
(14:20:52) <EhtyarWRK> coz you basically just told dc goth man gets no sex0r :P
(14:21:04) <Della> ROFL
(14:21:43) <Della> well, we all know THATS not true.....................
(14:22:14) <Della> completely
(14:22:30) <Della> damnit, ima shut up now
-Della
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Mouser's Forgotten Date
<lanux128> anyone seen mouser?
<Deozaan> No.
<Deozaan> He must be on a date or something.
<Deozaan> Gone all day.
<Deozaan> !lastspoke mouser
<@MouserBot> mouser last uttered a word on #donationcoder 5 hours, 44 minutes ago.
<Deozaan> See what I mean?
<lanux128> mouser on a date?
<lanux128> you meant coding, right
<Deozaan> No I think he's on a date with a vegetarian woman.
<Deozaan> They're eating a delicious tofu lobster meal.
<Deozaan> After which they'll enjoy some fine tofu wine.
<lanux128> tofu wine -> sake ?
<lanux128> no, that's rice wine
<lanux128> so he's on a date with a delicious woman
<Deozaan> And then in drunken stupor, get into an argument about which coding language is better, C++ or BASIC.
<lanux128> having vegetarian lobster tofu..
<Deozaan> He'll find out she's an Apple lover.
<Deozaan> And it will be the end of the best relationship he's ever had.
<lanux128> hmm.. sounds too fishy
<Deozaan> Then he'll wake up with a hangover and not remember it even happening.
<Deozaan> And say he was just coding all night long.
<lanux128> then again that is probably what would happen :)
-Deozaan
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Mouser Mail
(11:55:22) (@Ehtyar) josh never got your email
(11:55:31) (@Metshrine) liar
(11:55:33) (@Metshrine) i have a read receipt
(11:55:34) (@Metshrine) oh wait
(11:55:36) (@Metshrine) i sent it to mouser
(11:55:37) (@Metshrine) FUCK!
(11:55:41) (@Ehtyar) LOL
-Joshua
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Ehtyar.

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