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Author Topic: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database [Update]  (Read 5516 times)

Ehtyar

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DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database [Update]
« on: September 18, 2008, 07:20:46 PM »
Hi everyone. I have recently put together a place for everyone on DonationCoder to submit quotes from site members so that everyone can have a good laugh or read some philosophical thoughts etc. So far it is dominated by snippets of chat from the irc channel on EFNet however quotes can be submitted from any medium with relation to DonationCoder.

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It currently works thus:
1. A user finds a quote they'd like to post. E.g. "<ioszilla> today's mousering threat level: ELEVATED".
2. They visit the DonationQuote website at http://quotes.dcmembers.com/.
3. They click the "Contribute" link in the upper right corner.
4. They add a title, insert the quote, and add their own nickname to the post.
5. A moderator checks their post and accepts it into the database. (any forum mods/irc regs are welcome to PM me for moderator login)
Users can see the latest submissions here and RSS with full quotes included here. If you'd like to get an idea of some of the quotes in the database I would recommending checking out a few random quotes here.
I'd like to thank Mouser for kindly hosting this project on the DCMembers website (PM Mouser or Gothi[c] for info.), Gothi[c] for setting up the account and pointing out how horribly insecure the script was (I am ashamed), and Joshua/Deo for recommending it. I'd also like to credit the RASH Quote Management System that the website is based on, along with a warning; this script should never be used on an openly accessible website. It is disastrously insecure and is used in this project only after some very laborious sanitation.
Lastly, have some laughs everyone!!

Ehtyar.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2009, 07:55:39 PM by Ehtyar »

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Re: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2008, 07:40:00 PM »
Great work guys, thats a lot of fun  ;D

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Re: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2008, 10:01:03 PM »
This is really fun!


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Re: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 01:51:35 AM »
very amusing. now subscribed to the rss.

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Re: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 02:10:56 AM »
cool feature! a very handy thing to have. :)

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Re: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2008, 07:41:07 AM »
Awesome  ;D

Good one ehtyar :Thmbsup:

I like this one especially :

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<mouser> this chat room is one big RPG
<mouser> where the goal is to avoid getting mousered
« Last Edit: September 19, 2008, 07:45:34 AM by mahesh2k »

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Re: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2008, 08:20:15 AM »
Wonderful :)
- carpe noctem

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Re: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2008, 09:34:08 AM »
It's cool to finally have a quotes db with an rss feed :)

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Re: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2008, 09:56:32 AM »
Weeee! Excellent ;D

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Re: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2008, 09:58:33 AM »
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(10:57:09) (@app) i am thinking of creating a companion for instant boss...instant mouser
(10:57:17) (@mouser) :/
(10:57:19) (@app) you run it and it ignores you
;D ;D

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Re: DonationQuote - DonationCoder Quote Database
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2008, 06:32:17 PM »
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(10:57:09) (@app) i am thinking of creating a companion for instant boss...instant mouser
(10:57:17) (@mouser) :/
(10:57:19) (@app) you run it and it ignores you
;D ;D

You know what is missing from this one? The part after, where mouser forbid anyone to make any type of instant mouser application. If I recall correctly, his threats were really funny. (too bad I don't have a copy of it saved)

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Update - Some Highlights
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2009, 07:55:15 PM »
Some of the more recent funnies mostly from the IRC channel.

Why Joshua Is Straight
Quote from: Joshua
(09:36:27) <Metshrine> Man, this guy has a fantastic ass, sometimes I wish I were bi-sexual.
(09:36:52) <Metshrine> but then i remember i would have to take as opposed to just giving, then i know why I am not
(09:37:25) <Lashiec> lmao

Be Nice to People with Special Needs
Quote from: Gothic
<mouser> hahhhaha:
<mouser> <Gothi[c]> you're just mean, aren't you?
<mouser> <Gothi[c]> yes but
<mouser> <Gothi[c]> you're nice to metshrine
<mouser> <Gothi[c]> because of your experience with 'special needs'
<mouser> --
<mouser> hahahaahahahahahahaha
<mouser> josh: pwned

Josh's Baby
Quote from: half_the_channel
(11:51:05) <Dell[a]> Metshrine, hows the baby?
(11:51:15) <Metshrine> baby?
(11:51:25) * Metshrine has no baby
(11:51:44) <Metshrine> Thats like asking mouser "How's the PhD"
(11:51:45) <Metshrine> He has none!
(11:51:46) <scancode> can you get a baby by having gay buttsecks
(11:51:49) <CodeByter> Metshrine is pregnant?
(11:51:58) <CodeByter> wowwwwww, ouch scancode
(11:52:00) <Metshrine> scancode: Let's you and me find out
(11:52:06) <scancode> sure
(11:52:08) <Metshrine> :-D
(11:52:09) * scancode assrapes Metshrine
(11:52:11) <Metshrine> I PITCH!
(11:52:18) <Metshrine> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(11:52:23) <EhtyarWRK> oh dear god
(11:52:39) <CodeByter> um scancode
(11:53:04) * Metshrine looks at his sore anal cavity
(11:53:05) <y0himba> *PERK* Assrape
(11:53:06) * y0himba goes back to lurking.
(11:53:07) <CodeByter> haha
(11:53:08) <scancode> <3 dc
(11:53:12) <Dell[a]> lol y0himba

Della and Gothi[c] Sittin' in a Tree
Quote from: Della
(14:11:12) <lanux128> hey EhtyarWRK
(14:11:38) <EhtyarWRK> yesh lan man?
(14:13:31) <lanux128> just checking
(14:13:37) <lanux128> awful silence in here
(14:14:05) <EhtyarWRK> i just got back from lunch
(14:14:08) * Della bangs on some pots and pans
(14:14:41) <EhtyarWRK> goth man = pots & pans?
(14:14:54) <Della> im not gothic
(14:14:56) <Della> im della
(14:15:07) <EhtyarWRK> read it again
(14:15:27) <Della> ohhhh
(14:15:31) <EhtyarWRK> lol
(14:15:31) <Della> i get it
(14:15:37) * Della chuckles
(14:15:54) <lanux128> but Ehtyar i don't get it
(14:16:53) <EhtyarWRK> if della bangs on pots and pans
(14:17:01) <EhtyarWRK> and those pots and pans are goth man
(14:17:05) <EhtyarWRK> then what is della doing?
(14:17:32) <lanux128> ah! i geddit
(14:17:40) <lanux128> *bangs*
(14:17:54) * Della blushes
(14:18:01) <Della> i dont do that tho, im a good girl
(14:19:55) <EhtyarWRK> LOL
(14:20:08) <EhtyarWRK> boy goth man is gonna be very impressed you said that :P
(14:20:34) <Della> he is? why?
(14:20:52) <EhtyarWRK> coz you basically just told dc goth man gets no sex0r :P
(14:21:04) <Della> ROFL
(14:21:43) <Della> well, we all know THATS not true.....................
(14:22:14) <Della> completely
(14:22:30) <Della> damnit, ima shut up now

Mouser's Forgotten Date
Quote from: Deozaan
<lanux128> anyone seen mouser?
<Deozaan> No.
<Deozaan> He must be on a date or something.
<Deozaan> Gone all day.
<Deozaan> !lastspoke mouser
<@MouserBot> mouser last uttered a word on #donationcoder 5 hours, 44 minutes ago.
<Deozaan> See what I mean?
<lanux128> mouser on a date?
<lanux128> you meant coding, right
<Deozaan> No I think he's on a date with a vegetarian woman.
<Deozaan> They're eating a delicious tofu lobster meal.
<Deozaan> After which they'll enjoy some fine tofu wine.
<lanux128> tofu wine -> sake ?
<lanux128> no, that's rice wine
<lanux128> so he's on a date with a delicious woman
<Deozaan> And then in drunken stupor, get into an argument about which coding language is better, C++ or BASIC.
<lanux128> having vegetarian lobster tofu..
<Deozaan> He'll find out she's an Apple lover.
<Deozaan> And it will be the end of the best relationship he's ever had.
<lanux128> hmm.. sounds too fishy
<Deozaan> Then he'll wake up with a hangover and not remember it even happening.
<Deozaan> And say he was just coding all night long.
<lanux128> then again that is probably what would happen :)

Mouser Mail
Quote from: Joshua
(11:55:22) (@Ehtyar) josh never got your email
(11:55:31) (@Metshrine) liar
(11:55:33) (@Metshrine) i have a read receipt
(11:55:34) (@Metshrine) oh wait
(11:55:36) (@Metshrine) i sent it to mouser
(11:55:37) (@Metshrine) FUCK!
(11:55:41) (@Ehtyar) LOL

Ehtyar.