Prepare to be amazed! I currently don't, and never have had a cell phone or a laptop. As a bonus, for about 10 days I won't even have a desktop computer (aside from the crappy one in the living room, and this one in the kitchen). I had to ship off my mobo because the soundcard went out on it, and I am too cheep to buy a decent soundcard.
With random offtopicing aside, If I did have a mobile/cell phone, I would so download that theme, it looks awesome!