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10 Things Your IT Department Won't Tell You
lanux128:
TechRepublic's rebuttal on this article published by Wall Street Journal. i thought the article dispensed much basic info, rather innocuous. :huh:
• http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/hiner/?p=528
Darwin:
Interesting reads (both the original article and the rebuttal). Thanks for posting it :Thmbsup:
Renegade:
That was horribly irresponsible on their part to publish that kind of stuff. At the beginning of the rebuttal, while reading the top 10 list, I just about shit myself looking at it.
How about this for a top 10 list:
How to innocently sabotage your computer and company...
1. Open all email attachements.
2. Click all links in emails.
3. Download and install as many "warez" as possible.
4. Download and install as much no-name free software as possible from super-glitzy sites that gives you free movies, music and porn.
5. Surf more porn.
6. Surf more illegal porn.
7. Disable your anti-virus software. It's only soaking up CPU and protecting you anyways.
8. Disable any firewalls. See #7.
9. Disable any anti-spyware software. See #7.
10. Forward all emails to all co-workers along with this list.
Did I miss anything? ;)
Paul Keith:
http://www.walyou.com/blog/2008/09/08/hot-to-change-google-chromes-theme-block-ads-and-use-stumbleupon-toolbar/
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Yes.
Install instant messengers and all toolbars you run into. Remember the more toolbars you have on your browser, the cooler you are.
Use Norton and AVG and instead of educating everybody on how to update them, make them get used to schedulers.
Give the entire office staff warez games and motivate them to search for more cracks.
Troubleshoot your problems by ignoring safer alternatives and continue using the same software over and over again and blame it on the internet when things slow down.
justice:
Pay using the company credit card on betting sites, that always is appreciated.
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