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Author Topic: Best Programming Jokes  (Read 15502 times)

Edvard

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Best Programming Jokes
« on: May 20, 2008, 11:46:05 AM »
Perhaps you've seen these before...
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A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says “Can I join you?”

from WeirdDaily

This one sent me off my chair PMSROFLMAO

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
very long pause….
"Java."

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 12:24:46 PM »
PMSROFLMAO

I've never really associated PMS with that much laughter before. . .  ;)

« Last Edit: May 20, 2008, 01:23:29 PM by Deozaan »

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 12:35:37 PM »
Sorry. Clarification follows...
Peeing MySelf
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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 12:47:55 PM »
This one sent me off my chair PMSROFLMAO

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
very long pause….
"Java."

I admit that I haven't heard this one before. But I like it.  :P I'm going to use it... as soon as I can find somebody who would get the joke.  ;)

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 01:55:30 PM »
as soon as I can find somebody who would get the joke

Make a collection, throw in one about Python, and you'll have the full monty!

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 04:28:20 PM »
Make a collection, throw in one about Python, and you'll have the full monty!

*groan*

Ok, here you go...
from "If programming languages were cars"...
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Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2008, 04:33:55 PM by Edvard »

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 10:42:51 PM »
This one always incites groans to any group of software engineers I tell it to ( and rightly so )


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Because   Oct31 = Dec25

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'Behold! It is not over unknown seas but back over well-known years that your quest must go; back to the bright strange things of infancy and the quick sun-drenched glimpses of magic that old scenes brought to wide young eyes.'

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2008, 07:46:16 AM »
Everybody knows that christmas is really Dec24, though :)
- carpe noctem

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 03:01:10 PM »
Everybody knows that christmas is really Dec24, though :)

No it isn't. That's Christmas Eve. :P

I know a lot of people do all the celebrating on Dec 24, but there are some of us (probably nearly just as many) that do the celebrations on Dec 25.


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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2008, 08:48:04 PM »
I celebrate on both days :D

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2008, 06:07:38 AM »
Check out www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Some beauties there. Only problem is no-one else gets the joke.

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2008, 05:34:57 PM »
Check out www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Some beauties there. Only problem is no-one else gets the joke.

This has got to be the best one I've ever heard:

Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."


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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2008, 05:57:08 AM »
is there any joke on C#... >:(...??? i want to poke one of my friend who hate ruby and python...let me kick him with anything related to .NET  :D