A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says “Can I join you?”
This one sent me off my chair PMSROFLMAO"Knock, knock.""Who's there?"very long pause…."Java."
as soon as I can find somebody who would get the joke
Make a collection, throw in one about Python, and you'll have the full monty!
Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.
Did you know why real programmers do not know the difference between Halloween andChristmas?Because Oct31 = Dec25
Everybody knows that christmas is really Dec24, though
Check out www.rinkworks.com/stupid/Some beauties there. Only problem is no-one else gets the joke.
Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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