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Author Topic: Top 11 Signs Programming May Be Ruining Your Love Life  (Read 2425 times)

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Top 11 Signs Programming May Be Ruining Your Love Life
« on: December 23, 2007, 01:14:22 PM »
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11. If you’ve ever missed a date to add finishing touches to an input function… and then e-mailed the finished code to her the next day, assuming that she will see reason.
10. If you spend your time at the bar breaking cute girls into polygons in your head instead of undressing them with your eyes.
9. If you respond to the profile of all the girls dating sites who claim that they’ve done modeling work with polite inquiries as to which 3D packages they’ve used.


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Re: Top 11 Signs Programming May Be Ruining Your Love Life
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2007, 03:59:39 PM »
#5 is brilliant.

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Re: Top 11 Signs Programming May Be Ruining Your Love Life
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2007, 05:18:24 PM »
#3 is nice. I think I've had more girlfriends than computers though, amazingly enough. But if I've had more money... 8)
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Re: Top 11 Signs Programming May Be Ruining Your Love Life
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2007, 05:22:51 PM »
Haha, Nice.  Now I see my problem.. >:(
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Re: Top 11 Signs Programming May Be Ruining Your Love Life
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2007, 07:14:43 PM »
For old timers:

Manually punching in a phone number and instead of your girlfriend answering you hear the modem to your timesharing service negotiating a transfer rate with you.