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Author Topic: Top 10 Reasons Ralf is Still Awake after 31 Hours  (Read 2066 times)

Ralf Maximus

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Top 10 Reasons Ralf is Still Awake after 31 Hours
« on: December 02, 2007, 03:27:34 PM »
10. About 50 liters of coffee.

9. Round yellow hot thing in the sky robs the earth of all darkness.

8. Screaming voices in his head got a nap around 3:30 AM and are now refreshed.

7. Still a whole season of Futurama to go.

6. Afraid to go to sleep because the crab-creatures will come out from beneath the bed.

5. Unshaven homeless look is teh new hotness.

4. Because when you sleep, that's when the pod people steal your conciousness.

3. Experimenting with new 40-hour workday.

2. Sleeping skills pushed out of brain by debit/credit accounting code.

1. Stupid customer forgot to mention an emergency must-have requirement, and Ralf learned of it yesterday afternoon.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2007, 03:30:52 PM by Ralf Maximus »

tinjaw

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Re: Top 10 Reasons Ralf is Still Awake after 31 Hours
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2007, 03:39:38 PM »
 :P :D :Thmbsup: ;D

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Re: Top 10 Reasons Ralf is Still Awake after 31 Hours
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2007, 03:47:30 PM »
sounds like you need some advice from mouser. after that, 5 minutes sleep a day will seem indulgent.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2007, 07:04:12 AM by nudone »

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Re: Top 10 Reasons Ralf is Still Awake after 31 Hours
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 06:37:00 AM »
I like Ralf. Reminds me that my life of two 3-hour naps a day in lieu of real sleep isn't so weird after all.