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Author Topic: Finally I tracked down my wife!  (Read 3895 times)

Curt

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Finally I tracked down my wife!
« on: November 24, 2007, 05:47:09 PM »
Ohh, I was so worried: Where on the earth did she go? She went off without telling, and for so long I had no idea where to find her. No sleep, wondering all night long.

Finally I recieved an email from a friend, I guess he is, telling about the wonders of some technique in outer space: GPS/GSM Tracking! At first I laughed, "this is not the CIA or Hollywood", I said, "how should I gain access to such methodes?". But then he showed me. "What is the number of your wife's telephone?", he asked, and I told him. He typed the number. Within a minute she was pin-pointed! This technique is astonishing, and it is already available to the public!! Amazingly it is gratis!!!

You really should check out the GPS/GSM Tracking technique, and see for yourself where your spouse is right now! And if you know for sure where s/he is, then check it out for the sake of the technique's geek value! 

http://www.track-your-partner.com/

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Re: Finally I tracked down my wife!
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2007, 05:56:04 PM »
Hehe, pretty cute thing :tellme:

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Re: Finally I tracked down my wife!
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2007, 06:01:10 PM »
Totally not safe for work, NSFW!


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Re: Finally I tracked down my wife!
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2007, 06:01:44 PM »
this is a joke site, that is "Not Suitable For Work" (or children).
please if you post such sites, mark them as NSFW -- just so people who object to such things can know to avoid them.

Curt

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Re: Finally I tracked down my wife!
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2007, 06:07:30 PM »
- strange, mouser; I received the link from my boss! But I guess it (: your reaction) is because you are an American, so I will forgive you - and do as you said.

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Re: Finally I tracked down my wife!
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2007, 03:28:02 PM »
I'm an idiot - I knew this was a joke going in and for some unfathomable reason entered my wife's real cell phone number! Oops. Heh, heh - never happened...

Wife: "Honey, why am I getting so many telemarketeers calling me on my cell phone?"
Husband (feigning innocence and a Spanish accent): " I know nothing, nothing"
"Some people have a way with words, other people,... oh... have not way" - Steve Martin

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Re: Finally I tracked down my wife!
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2007, 08:29:31 AM »
I'm an idiot - I knew this was a joke going in and for some unfathomable reason entered my wife's real cell phone number! Oops. Heh, heh - never happened...

Wife: "Honey, why am I getting so many telemarketeers calling me on my cell phone?"
Husband (feigning innocence and a Spanish accent): " I know nothing, nothing"

No, that sounds more like something Basil would do, not Manuel.

Darwin

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Re: Finally I tracked down my wife!
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2007, 08:42:20 AM »
Ha, ha - you're right, tinjaw!
"Some people have a way with words, other people,... oh... have not way" - Steve Martin

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Re: Finally I tracked down my wife!
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2007, 10:40:58 PM »
thats ok, I just used my work cell number just to see if it could find me...lol

((Della wrote this, not Gothic))

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Re: Finally I tracked down my wife!
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2007, 06:51:08 PM »
thats ok, I just used my work cell number just to see if it could find me...lol

((Della wrote this, not Gothic))

Hey Della, did it find you?  :tellme: