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Please Write Software Poems...
Renegade:
Software makes me cry
When it doesn't run quite right
Or I lose data. :(
Renegade:
I need to stop this.
Software poems are addictive.
Worse than TD games!
app103:
It's not a haiku, but about a year ago I recieved this one in an email from a mailing list full of Paintshop Pro freaks:
What's this thing called PSP?
I pondered and I wondered...
I hit this key and that key..
Oh gosh how I blundered!
It scared me to death
The things what were in there,
The 'tools' were all taunting...
Click on me if you dare!
I clicked on the browser
And things went a'flyin...
Scared me to death
And left me a'cryin!
I hit the wrong key
And the toolbar went 'Poof!'
I thought "Oh my goodness,
Did I ever goof!
It said 'open an image' --
An image? What could that be?
This button, that button...
This thing's a'pickin on me!!
But the more I went in there
And the more things I tried,
I no longer feared it,
I no longer cried.
I learned it and learned it
And learned it some more,
Now the rest of my life
I just plain ignore!
So don't bother callin'
I won't answer the phone ....
I'm now a PSP junkie ....
Just leave me alone!!!
-- original poet unknown
I haven't seen that much poetry created out of love for a particular application like I have for Paintshop Pro. This thread should finally satisfy a request I made on my blog last year to see some.
app103:
Gmail really sucks
I cannot send a ZIP file
Blame the EXE
-Renegade (November 16, 2007, 07:36 PM)
--- End quote ---
Gmail is OK
I can send an EXE
try in a RAR file
Renegade:
Gmail really sucks
I cannot send a ZIP file
Blame the EXE
-Renegade (November 16, 2007, 07:36 PM)
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Gmail is OK
I can send an EXE
try in a RAR file
-app103 (November 16, 2007, 07:56 PM)
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Emailed with my mail
Using my own mail server
Next time I'll use RAR :)
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