Gentlemen, I am honored.
I really only wanted to clarify.
I certainly don't run around spamming.
Believe it or not, on an adult board, it's much the same way.
I was also very conscious that this is a "PG" area.
And I see that you have noticed.
It is sufficient for me to know that you are are aware that the thing you imagined exists, under the name that seems most sensible for it. (Without the parenthesis :-)
I know our industry gets a bad name, quite often deserved.
But I'm very serious about what we do. I always use my real name, our product is made in the USA by American Workers, it has a comprehensive warranty, and I'm quite proud of it, and what I do.