I thought I was being clear when I joked about my "daughter" drawing that terrible picture I made:
This was done by my daughter. Who is -5 years old.
Then when Ralf (and others, apparently) missed the negative sign before the 5, I fessed up:
Deozaan: Too cute! She captured the likeness of Cody perfectly.
Honestly, I did that drawing. It's like my best drawing ever. I spent three hours shading the upper lip.
But apparently it still wasn't clear. So let me make it clear: I don't have any children. Yet!