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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 17, 2015, 03:31 PM »
Idea:  Create an Operating System that stays loaded.  One that does not have to load each time you turn on your machine.  Instant-On.

Not sure if this would be OS or computer related though.  Both maybe?


Edit:  Old tech... but news to me.  :-[

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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:58 PM »
Point taken.  Explains a lot.   :)

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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 17, 2015, 12:04 PM »
 ... anyone care to add their own 'ideas that will change society'... or is it more fun this way.   :P

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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 17, 2015, 11:50 AM »
The third one is not a fact!!



Three is a blanket statement.  I broke my own rule.  Though it depends on ones point of view.  So...

3.  Rehab is in the mind of the beholder.

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I have added a ringed image below the invisible cat picture above, so that you can spot the tabby cat there.
The image of the cat is not the clearest, but it is more easily seen with a magnifying glass (as opposed to digitally enlarging it). Sharpening it also helps, but that also distorts some of the image.
@crabby3: You must have copied and saved the image, resulting in some lossiness, so you can barely discern the cat in the lossy image.

 :-[ = me if you are serious.

Truthfully i couldn't find the feline at first... but found her during my edit of your pic.  Please compare your pic to mine.  There is no cat in mine.
But there is an added grave marker, a pile of dirt and rocks hiding the tabby.   :)

p.s. if persons cannot find a creature in my grey-branches 'more great camo' pic... i really don't give a hoot.   ;D

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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 17, 2015, 10:42 AM »
Idea:  Start facing a few facts.

1.  Fossel fuels are non renewable.
2.  Humans cannot survive in outer space for extended periods.
3.  There is no such thing as rehab.

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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 17, 2015, 09:50 AM »
Idea:  Legalize pot in all 50 states.  You can buy alcohol... why not grass?

You can buy guns... why not grass?
You can buy bomb ingredients... why not grass?

 :-[..please forgive me ... i just left the Basement.

Are you still trying to get people stoned to drum up more gay weddings??

 :D

Heh, heh.  i hadn't thought of it that way... but sure... why not?  Two birds; one wedding   :)

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almost lunchtime   :)

Moo-shoe-pork-985.jpg

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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 16, 2015, 09:06 AM »
Idea:  Legalize pot in all 50 states.  You can buy alcohol... why not grass?

You can buy guns... why not grass?
You can buy bomb ingredients... why not grass?

 :-[..please forgive me ... i just left the Basement.

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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 16, 2015, 07:55 AM »
Idea:  Invent a cell-phone-signal-blocker for a sunvisor or dashboard.  Maybe with a 10 yard radius.

This could save some lives, help prevent some road-rage and make people pull off the road to talk.   :)

60 seconds and google found me this   8)

jammin.png

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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 16, 2015, 07:12 AM »
You're talking about a jammer. :) They exist, but are usually illegal.

That's only if you do it wrong..

Harley Davidson Signal Jammer: (see attachment in previous post)
The above Harley Davidson Shovelhead is in a Jammer frame, and (with the open exhaust) Drag Pipes will at 3,000rpm effectively "jam" all (voice) radio communications in a roughly 3 block radius. You just gotta trust me on this one man, I used to piss myself laughing doing this in traffic for years. Now the new bike is too quiet...but I'm debating on "fixing" that up just a bit..


Back in the mid 60s people were using gate-valves on their cars.  Between the engine and the muffler.
Open = loud, obnoxious - close = regular, lawful.   Ahhhh the 60s ... good times.   :)

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^So... Having a "Close Friend", that you like to "Get High" with...is now an inside joke..

 .. or maybe inside joke ..   :)

Not my art btw -

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^So... Having a "Close Friend", that you like to "Get High" with...is now an inside joke..

 .. or maybe inside joke ..   :)

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There is a difference between sarcasm and dark humor.  They are not the same.

Dark Humor = Crabby3, Ren and most well known standup comedy; past and present.

Sarcasm = steak on your eye or stake in your eye.

 ...making it comical without pointing fingers is the hard part...   :)

Wiki redirects Dark Humor to Black Comedy but it means what i thought it did.

A black comedy (or dark comedy) is a comic work that employs farce and morbid humor, which, in its simplest form, is humor that makes light of subject matter usually considered taboo.

Wiki's description of Sarcasm also means what i thought.

Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt.

What am i not seeing?   :huh:

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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:52 AM »
Idea:  Invent a cell-phone-signal-blocker for a sunvisor or dashboard.  Maybe with a 10 yard radius.

This could save some lives, help prevent some road-rage and make people pull off the road to talk.   :)

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There is a difference between sarcasm and dark humor.  They are not the same.

Dark Humor = Crabby3, Ren and most well known standup comedy; past and present.

Sarcasm = steak on your eye or stake in your eye.

 ...making it comical without pointing fingers is the hard part...   :)

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 :(  is she near the shovel ?  ... gulp  RIP ?  :(

Invisible cat-IainB.png

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More great camo -

camouflaged-owls-7.jpg

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Living Room / Re: ideas that will change society
« on: January 14, 2015, 08:16 AM »
In the meantime i think i'll get one of those LED middle-finger-salutes and stick it in my back-window.
For the next asshole ambulance that stops behind me at a clogged red light.

Just make sure they don't have a dashcam if you do. ;D Their word against yours that you had no way to get out of theirs.

Two guesses who will win that debate,  :o ;)

Sometimes i'm at the front of the clog and i'll just creep out slowly, waiting for the cross traffic to notice.  The danger is the oblivious McMuffin stuffing, Cell Phone talking, gas guzzling T-bone traffic.  The finger is for times when i'm 6 or 8 cars back (the norm) and the EMS is melting my license plate.  No worries.   :)

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@MilesAhead   :)

"E = MC Hammer."

-- Albert Einstein

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