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sunlitlaz Supporting Member

  • Solarum
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Gender:
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Age:
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Location:
Draper, Virginia
Date Registered:
December 01, 2008, 11:01 PM
Local Time:
February 18, 2019, 04:36 AM
Last Active:
April 01, 2014, 09:10 AM
User's website title:
Solarum
User's website url:
http://www.solarum.com
About me:
I'm an Ogre-ish sort of fellow, round of belly and short of brain. I reside in the remote mountains of beautiful South West Virginia, cultivating knowledge of all things binary and musical. I have played in many bands over the years, with styles ranging from Blues to Rock, Punk to Reggae and everything in between. Now I am working solo, finding solace in my acoustic and indi endeavors. I have been working with computers for nearly 20 years, and have worked for many people and places. I now work in the batcave for my uncle, you figure it out.

I started an online gaming community called Half-Life Of Horrors, now known as SunLit Games, just to have fun; no one knew it would grow as it did.  At one point we had over 10,000 registered users, a site that welcomed over a million visits a month, and had the fifth most popular Half-Life server in the world.  I am affectionately known by the guys at Sierra as "That sick puppy that loves to push the parameters of a perfectly stable Quake Engine." for making sick and twisted Half-Life mods. I am the resident Evil Code Monger, which was no small feat to accomplish. The saga of the ECM goes like this:

"It was only after climbing the steps of Mt. Seleya and defeating the mighty Cerberus guarding the Gates of Bill, that our hero was able to liberate the ECM [Evil Code Monger] Module from the hands of the mighty Sierra Club. Later, locked far away in his computer laboratory, practicing the ancient art of Necrocomputeralchemy [the art of bringing dead computers back to life through excessive imbibing] the Half-Life Of Horrors playground was born. He who holds the key to the ECM Module has unlimited power to alter game code and transmit all credit card information simultaneously. The ECM is locked deep in a castle surrounded by 4000 ravenous snarks and one drunken Barney, and remains there to this day."

The Evil Code Monger will remain unseen and cloaked like the Wizard of Oz. Only upon a certain combination of lack of Health, Weaponry and really cool background music will he rise out of the foray and make an appearance at the Sunlits playground. Sighting the ECM is a rare experience, akin to the Loch Ness Monster, Big Foot, Abominable Giant, or Jolly Green Snowman.

The Evil Code Monger stays locked away with his SMP [Symmetrical Multiple Percolators] coffee makers, wearing his lucky Penguin Boxers and setting keyboards on fire as he hacks at the code that gives his playground it's jacked up parameters. Upon sighting the ECM, it is highly advisable to wear polarized 100x sunglasses, as he does, to avoid frying your retinal nerves.
Yearbook quote:
Free the code so the code can be free!
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After the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend!
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