— I once killed a possum out of self-defense. The little bastard was coming after me.
— I spoke my first curse words at age 7. It felt good. It felt right. Yet my mom thought it worthy of a beating. I've been cursing her ever since. On the other hand, my father was a master cusser (especially when trying to fix the car).
— Been a full-time Linux user since 2006. After more than 20 years with Microsoft OSes, I figured I had earned the right to try something new. Most of my computer time is spent in the cloud.
— I have never liked to work. I mean, where's the fun in it? And then, maybe it's because all my jobs have really, really sucked, and I always get fired from them.
— Great software is hard to find; even harder to build.
— I’m a proud and positive atheist.
— I wish I could speak fluent German, French, and Japanese.
— I honestly believe if you’re not going to do it right, then don’t bother. (It's harder to fix your mistakes.)
— I hate mean people. I think stupidity should be painful.
— I don't "get" a lot of jokes. What the hell's wrong with me?
— Ever since Fortran went out of style, I haven't been able to get a programming job. Who do I see about that?