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Tim Cook announced Tuesday the release of Apple’s long-rumored watch, the latest in wearable technology. Here are some features of the new device:
- 13-megapixel camera enables users to take crystal-clear pictures of wrist - Allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time - Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch - Comes in a variety of colors and styles to express your personal submission to the planet’s dominant tech company - Adjustable ticking volume - All the convenience of a traditional watch that needs to be charged every 12 hours - Built-in thinkpiece regarding the increased connectivity yet simultaneous isolation of the millennial generation - Small size and intricate circuitry able to drive twice as many Chinese workers to suicide as iPhone - Makes it easier for muggers to see whether or not you’re carrying an expensive electronic device - Another screen to throw into your current rotation of things you look at
But apart from that... it's 'awesome'
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