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1  Main Area and Open Discussion / General Software Discussion / Re: extend a mp3 music! on: Today at 11:14:23 AM
My software does it (mostly). Send me the file and I'll get it back to you looped for 3 min exactlly.

What you're asking for can only be done in looping software or a DAW.

Some good examples of software that is well suited are:

  • Fruity Loops
  • Saw Studio
  • Samplitude
  • etc.

For the volume reduction, that's a bad question. You need to know where it will be mixed, and the best thing to do is to mix it in there with the volume reduced.


2  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: Today at 01:43:47 AM
OMFG They actually blew the damn thing up!

Suspicious Object at Citizens' Circle

What an incredibly mind-blowing waste of resources on something that is obviously just carelessly discarded trash.

But, then again...yes it is that boring here ... In a town that is strategically relevant to abso- smiley ing-lutely nothing.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA~!

  • Bottle of water: $1.00
  • 15 emergency response personelle & vehicles: $12,500.00
  • 1 detonator: $75.00
  • Blowing up a water bottle: Priceless! tongue

::facepalm::

3  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: Today at 01:39:53 AM
^ Are you bored?  Grin  That was a lot of work for a punchline!  Grin

Hehehe! I had a couple minutes, and it's an idea that I've been throwing around for a fun NANY project. (A program to do funky things with BBCode to decorate posts and just do cool stuff that would otherwise take way too much effort.

Formatted for C# with the GeSHI Syntax Highlighter [copy or print]
  1.        private void txtOriginal_MouseUp(object sender, MouseEventArgs e)
  2.        {
  3.            int start = txtOriginal.SelectionStart;
  4.            int end = txtOriginal.SelectionStart + txtOriginal.SelectionLength + txtLeftSurround.TextLength;
  5.            string s = txtOriginal.Text;
  6.            s = s.Insert(start, txtLeftSurround.Text);
  7.            s = s.Insert(end, txtRightSurround.Text);
  8.            txtOriginal.Text = s;
  9.        }
  10.  
  11.        private void btnPaste_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
  12.        {
  13.            txtOriginal.Text = Clipboard.GetText();
  14.        }
  15.  
  16.        private void btnCopy_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
  17.        {
  18.            Clipboard.SetText(txtOriginal.Text);
  19.        }

That was a lot easier than actually doing it manually.
4  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: October 01, 2014, 10:42:43 PM
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to notice that draino isn't a clear liquid. Not to mention that this thing was effectively in the middle of no where at that time of day. No this was a typically spastic hyper-over-reaction that is so idiotically common in our society today. Litter bugs aren't terrorists ... They're just really annoying.

...

Clear liquids don't tent to imply an impending (BLEVE) energetic reaction. First cop on the scene should have just kicked it over and tossed it in the trash.

Hmmm... Let me see...


If we dig down a bit deeper into SJ's post, I think we can find a hidden message...

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to notice that draino isn't a clear liquid. Not to mention that this thing was effectively in the middle of no where at that time of day. No this was a typically spastic hyper-over-reaction that is so idiotically common in our society today. Litter bugs aren't terrorists ... They're just really annoying.

...

Clear liquids don't tent to imply an impending (BLEVE) energetic reaction. First cop on the scene should have just kicked it over and tossed it in the trash.

Pulling out those we have:

  • I
  • e
  • a
  • r
  • a
  • m
  • t
  • o
  • r
  • r
  • s
  • i
  • t

And unscrambling SJ's secret message...

I am a terrorist.

 ohmy

I rest my case!
5  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Programming/Coder humor on: October 01, 2014, 08:40:22 AM
^^  Thmbsup Thmbsup Thmbsup
6  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: October 01, 2014, 03:30:41 AM
This is why you want to live in a house, and not an apartment. NSFL
7  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: September 30, 2014, 11:05:01 PM
Is the Apple watch right for you?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAMybbLY6v0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAMybbLY6v0</a>

8  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: What are Your Favorite YouTube Channels? Here are Mine for Board Games on: September 30, 2014, 09:17:21 PM
NECRO!  (I love necro. LEAVE NECRO ALONE!)

Hail Cthulhu!  Thmbsup

"Academy of Ideas" is an interesting channel. I've not seen all of them, but the ones I have seen have been good summaries of philosophers and the like. The "Frédéric Bastiat - The Law" video is really good.

On the downside, there's quite a bit of Nietzsche in there, and while I enjoy reading Nietzsche for giggles, his philosophy is a waste unless you're hell-bent on becoming the evilest, most psychopathic monster you possibly can be.

But, still more good topics in there.
9  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: September 30, 2014, 09:28:11 AM
And even crazier...

https://torrentfreak.com/...t-from-the-future-140928/

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COPYRIGHT APOCALYPSE: TROLLS ATTACK THE NET, FROM THE FUTURE

Imagine an Internet in which every possible creative work uploaded results in a copyright claim - because it's already been created. That's the nightmare scenario being painted by a Russian company which says it has a plan to use copyright and trolling to free humans from ever having to create digital content again.

...

That’s the staggering notion being put forward by Qentis Corporation. The outfit, which claims a base in Russia, says that its business model is to use massive computing power to generate digital intellectual property on a never-seen-before scale and transfer the rights to its partners.

...

What Qentis are proposing is the bulk algorithmic creation of content – music, text, images etc – on such a large scale that in a few years its clients will own the rights to just about anything people might care to create and upload.

...

In terms of graphics, Qentis promotional material states that a subsidiary has already generated 3.23% of “all possible images” in the 1000×800 pixel format.

10  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: September 30, 2014, 09:20:55 AM
http://slutsofinstagram.com

https://www.techdirt.com/...-with-duck-drawings.shtml

Just click. It's SFW. And a larf and a half.
11  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: The One Word Game! on: September 29, 2014, 09:05:30 PM
rg
12  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: September 29, 2014, 01:15:24 PM
Zombies just want to pick eat your brain.

FTFY.
13  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Recommend some music videos to me! on: September 29, 2014, 02:52:16 AM
Love Jimi! It's funny how he says he forgot the words to All Along the Watchtower. smiley

In the guitar line of music videos... this is some pretty funky stuff!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDoFKwWPhmQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDoFKwWPhmQ</a>

14  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Help, I need somebody on: September 28, 2014, 09:44:08 PM
Nah... All you need is love! tongue  Kiss
15  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Does anyone here use Bitcoins? on: September 28, 2014, 09:28:11 PM
This is a pretty epic and funny "fun fact":

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16  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: September 28, 2014, 11:49:27 AM
CLOAKING!!!

This is wicked cool:

http://www.rochester.edu/...us-range-of-angles-70592/

Quote
‘Cloaking’ device uses ordinary lenses to hide objects across range of angles

...

To build your own Rochester Cloak, follow these simple steps:

lens diagram

For their demonstration cloak, the researchers used 50mm achromatic doublets with focal lengths f1 = 200mm and f2 = 75mm
  • Purchase 2 sets of 2 lenses with different focal lengths f1 and f2 (4 lenses total, 2 with f1 focal length, and 2 with f2 focal length)
  • Separate the first 2 lenses by the sum of their focal lengths (So f1 lens is the first lens, f2 is the 2nd lens, and they are separated by t1= f1+ f2).
  • Do the same in Step 2 for the other two lenses.
  • Separate the two sets by t2=2 f2 (f1+ f2) / (f1— f2) apart, so that the two f2 lenses are t2 apart.


NOTES:

  • Achromatic lenses provide best image quality.
  • Fresnel lenses can be used to reduce the total length (2t1+t2)
  • Smaller total length should reduce edge effects and increase the range of angles.
  • For an easier, but less ideal, cloak, you can try the 3 lens cloak in the paper.

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EB6WYo6d-s" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EB6WYo6d-s</a>

17  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: September 28, 2014, 12:07:22 AM
New movie about Jimi Hendrix has none of Jimi Hendrix's music in it.  huh

https://www.techdirt.com/...thanks-to-copyright.shtml

Quote
Jimi Hendrix Biopic Opens Today... Without Any Jimi Hendrix Music, Thanks To Copyright
from the seems-to-be-missing-the-point dept
As you may have heard, there's a new movie opening today about a transformative year in Jimi Hendrix's life, called Jimi: All Is By My Side. The story sounds pretty interesting, but there's one big element that's missing: Jimi Hendrix's original music.

HAHAHAHA~! Grin

Don't try to understand. You'll only be left in a purple haze of manic depression. tongue There must be some way outta here...
18  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: File too long for Recycle Bin on: September 27, 2014, 09:38:43 PM
IIRC - It can be solved from the command line. My memory is fuzzy though. I had this issue a while back.
19  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: September 27, 2014, 11:34:42 AM
How is that a syllogism? huh

That was a part of the silly joke. It's not. Wink But it is treated as though it is very often.
20  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Kevin Mitnick Is Now Selling Zero-Day Exploits on: September 27, 2014, 11:28:15 AM
app103 is following my line of thought here. Hacking is considered to be an act of terrorism under modern American law. It's just a matter of time before one of his clients does something illegal with what he sold them and he'll be looking down the barrel of being charged as a terrorist.

It's amazing how some of the smartest people can also be among the stupidest.

Hold on... He's selling to governments... By definition they cannot do anything "illegal". They're always right and moral and good and virtuous and puppy dogs and flowers and loveliness and virtue.

Are you suggesting that governments can be capable of criminal activity????

That's simply absurd!!!

Can a government be a terrorist?

Oh, I'm so shocked! It's just not possible!

Because...

This.

Yeah. Pretty much that. Wink



I'm sure as heck not going to defend Mitnick. But I sure as heck won't defend or excuse his clients either.

21  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: September 27, 2014, 07:29:50 AM
This is my favourite syllogism/argument. You bring this up, and you win instantly!  Thmbsup

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo</a>
22  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Kevin Mitnick Is Now Selling Zero-Day Exploits on: September 26, 2014, 11:49:59 AM
This gave me a really sick feeling in my stomach.  Sick

I can understand why he'd do it. It's a kind of perverse revenge for that they did to him. It probably wasn't fun being thrown in a rape cage.

Still... it's perverse.
23  Main Area and Open Discussion / General Software Discussion / Re: Linux bash exploit discovered on: September 26, 2014, 11:46:42 AM
A note... git bash is vulnerable

Shhhh! That's my Viagra email server!!! tongue
24  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: September 26, 2014, 08:24:57 AM
I rather liked app's joke there and thought it was cute. smiley

I also grew up with a lot of religious and racist humour that was simply hilarious. Anyone else ever watch The Dave Allen show? Wink That was great stuff!

So, cheers for Dave Allen!  Thmbsup

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkLehNtJCQw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkLehNtJCQw</a>

H°i°c~!°°°

But racist humour isn't all *that* bad.  huh

Ed McMahon
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Winston Churchill
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.

Barry McCaffrey
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.

Irish Quote
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.

Irish Proverb
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.

Alex Levine
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

Happy Hour in Newfoundland

A Newfie saw a sign at a restaurant.

It read...

Quote
Happy Hour Special:
Lobster Tail & Beer.


"Lard Tunderin Jaises!" he says to himself, "Me tree favourite things!"



One Wish

A young, Newfoundlander man was walking around a field in Newfoundland, when he came across an old well. He walked up to the well, just to get a look. He noticed an old looking bottle in the well bucket. He picked it up. And suddenly a genie appeared before him.

The genie said, "For freeing me, I will grant you one wish."

The young man said, "Ok. I wish that there was a bridge going from Newfoundland to the mainland, you know, like the P.E.I. one."

The genie said,"I am sorry, but I can't do that. That would be TOO much change. That would be ALMOST impossible. It would change too many peoples lives."

So the young man thought for a second, then said, "Ok, then. I am a proud Newfoundlander, and I am sick and tired of everyone making fun of Newfoundlanders. SO I wish that Newfound landers were as smart, or even smarter than ANYONE else in the world. Or at least smarter than any other Canadian."

The genie said, "So, do you want two lanes, or four?"



I had a non-stop supply of Newfie jokes when I was a kid because I had a lot of Newfie friends. Wink

My favourite Newfie joke has to be done in person, and really requires the proper situation, which of course involves snow... Grin

But I also love humour that dumps on nationalities. Wink


Q: Why does Celine Dion want to purchase the Montreal Canadiens?
A: Because she wants to ruin more than just music!

Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: A Canadian not only has a sense of humour, but can also spell it.

Q: What's the difference between Canada, Mexico and America?
A: America has nice neighbours.

Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany

Finally got my Canadian history exam results back.. I got an EH

In Canada the seasons are: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.


http://au.askmen.com/top_...anadian-comebacks_10.html (more at the link with comebacks)

What's the difference between a dove and the Canadian Air Force? At least a dove can get off the ground.

Why did the Canadian cross the road? To get in the middle!

You know you're from Canada when you think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only eight buttons.

What is big and white and found in Vancouver? A lost polar bear.

In Canada there are two seasons: six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.

I had a chance to meet the Canadian military. What a nice guy.



It's not about race, or sex, or religion -- it's about the attitudes towards them. Often this says more about the listener than the speaker, which may or may not be simply a thin skin or desire to feel victimised in order to feel special. Often it's about the speaker and malicious or hateful intent behind the joke, which isn't funny.

Source: Raised Irish Canadian Christian tongue

"Racist" humour (etc.) can be a source of fun and enjoyment if it comes from the right place. (Or, some people just need a chill pill.)

25  Main Area and Open Discussion / General Software Discussion / Re: Linux bash exploit discovered on: September 26, 2014, 07:22:46 AM
Don't trust Linux.

While Linux would work without bash, the GNU/Linux ecosystem mostly got down to it. Here we go with another example of Linux's bad design: As everything is third-party software, no one triggers a decent QA.

What would you recommend as a day-to-day usable OS? FreeBSD? OpenBSD? Other?
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