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Living Room / Re: Teledildonics — build your dream (virtual) sex machine

« on: November 01, 2007, 02:50 PM »

I tell you, it's funny.
If you knew how "not engineered" it is from idea to product on the street, you'd be amazed.
The product started as an idea in my head, wasted 2 years trying to work with "in Industry" companies that make these sort of things for sale in those stores you all know about, and ended up walking away disgusted.
Someday I will write a book about the industry. In it, I will detail how 99.9% of all of these products are made in China for pennies......and I mean Pennies. As we were trying to build a reliable quality product, they were trying to find a way to cheapen it.
That's how it ended up getting made right here in the USA. we never intended to build it all in house, but ended up with no choice.
The stories I could tell about generic company names we used to get components made.......
There are allot of companies that refuse to work with this industry.
Same goes for people.
Very few people want their real name linked to a product like this.

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Living Room / Re: Teledildonics — build your dream (virtual) sex machine

« on: October 31, 2007, 09:59 PM »

Gentlemen, I am honored.

I really only wanted to clarify.
I certainly don't run around spamming.
Believe it or not, on an adult board, it's much the same way.
I was also very conscious that this is a "PG" area.
And I see that you have noticed.

Thank you.

It is sufficient for me to know that you are are aware that the thing you imagined exists, under the name that seems most sensible for it. (Without the parenthesis :-)

I know our industry gets a bad name, quite often deserved.
But I'm very serious about what we do. I always use my real name, our product is made in the USA by American Workers, it has a comprehensive warranty, and I'm quite proud of it, and what I do.

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Living Room / Re: Teledildonics — build your dream (virtual) sex machine

« on: October 31, 2007, 11:15 AM »

i think it was because of this https://www.donation...dex.php?topic=2341.0 rule

-p3lb0x (October 31, 2007, 10:11 AM)

(But thank you for pointing me to the topic)

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Living Room / Re: Teledildonics — build your dream (virtual) sex machine

« on: October 31, 2007, 11:14 AM »

Yes, that's all very nice, but I'm not a robot going around promoting my product.

What I AM is the owner of the trademark you all were just using.
But, being the good natured and positive fellow that I am, I certainly don't mind the discussion as long as it includes the actual thing you are talking about.

So, I added it to avoid confusion, to enlighten you all, that the thing you were talking about, actually DOES exist, and HAS existed for seven years now.

See, that's how you avoid "Trademark dilution."
Everybody wins.

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Living Room / Re: Teledildonics — build your dream (virtual) sex machine

« on: October 31, 2007, 10:09 AM »

Now let me get this right.....
You deleted my post?
It was on point, and was the ONLY LEGAL use of the term Virtual Sex Machine here.
That is our trademark.

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Living Room / Re: Teledildonics — build your dream (virtual) sex machine

« on: October 30, 2007, 01:57 PM »

Fellas----

I hate to tell you this, but the future is already here, and arrived some time ago.
The Virtual Sex Machine, the world's first virtual reality sexual simulation system, is available now, and has been available for several years.

Not only do we have a foothold, we are the standard in the marketplace.
You can check it out by going to the website, or even just asking your good friend Google.
Be forewarned: it is most definitely adult, and is NOT for anyone under 18.

VirtualSexMachine.com