I think we can count on drunks to have wine with their meals, don't you?

Y'know... I hate to sort of call you out in public, but you've kind of misunderstood things here...

Wine

(Beer is a snack.)

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For the true wino the bread and babe are optional I have to admit.

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...And I thought that the new math was bad...but this new education system has really got me baffled.

Oh, you mean how 3x4=11?

The Common Core way is just silly. Here's one mom showing 8+5.

Like... geez... Anyways, here's the logic:

Make the 8 a 10 and break down the 5 into 2 and 3, with the 2 going into the 8 to make 10, then add 3 to the 10 to get 13.

Who thinks like that?

Here's the natural way...

So, 8 and 5... well, 5 is 1 short of a 6-pack, so take 1 from the 8 to add to the 5 to get that 6-pack. But there's no such thing as a 7-pack, so take 1 from that and you've got 1 and 2 x 6-packs, and everyone knows 2 x 6-packs is a 12-pack, so add the 1 to the 12-pack and you've got 13 beer.

This is called "Drunken Math" and it is infinitely versatile.

For example... say someone doesn't dr...]]>