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« on: May 20, 2008, 10:46:05 AM » |
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Perhaps you've seen these before... A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says “Can I join you?”
from WeirdDailyThis one sent me off my chair PMSROFLMAO "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" very long pause…. "Java." |
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Deozaan
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 11:24:46 AM » |
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PMSROFLMAO
I've never really associated PMS with that much laughter before. . .  |
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Edvard
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 11:35:37 AM » |
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Sorry. Clarification follows... Peeing My Self  |
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 11:47:55 AM » |
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This one sent me off my chair PMSROFLMAO
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
very long pause….
"Java."
I admit that I haven't heard this one before. But I like it.  I'm going to use it... as soon as I can find somebody who would get the joke. |
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 12:55:30 PM » |
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as soon as I can find somebody who would get the joke
Make a collection, throw in one about Python, and you'll have the full monty! |
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Edvard
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 03:28:20 PM » |
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Make a collection, throw in one about Python, and you'll have the full monty!
*groan* Ok, here you go... from "If programming languages were cars"...Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car. |
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 09:42:51 PM » |
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This one always incites groans to any group of software engineers I tell it to ( and rightly so ) Did you know why real programmers do not know the difference between Halloween and
Christmas?
Because Oct31 = Dec25 |
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'Behold! It is not over unknown seas but back over well-known years that your quest must go; back to the bright strange things of infancy and the quick sun-drenched glimpses of magic that old scenes brought to wide young eyes.'
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2008, 06:46:16 AM » |
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Everybody knows that christmas is really Dec24, though  |
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 - carpe noctem |
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 02:01:10 PM » |
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Everybody knows that christmas is really Dec24, though No it isn't. That's Christmas Eve. I know a lot of people do all the celebrating on Dec 24, but there are some of us (probably nearly just as many) that do the celebrations on Dec 25. |
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2008, 07:48:04 PM » |
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I celebrate on both days  |
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Deozaan
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2008, 04:34:57 PM » |
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This has got to be the best one I've ever heard: Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." |
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2008, 04:57:08 AM » |
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is there any joke on C#...  ...??? i want to poke one of my friend who hate ruby and python...let me kick him with anything related to .NET |
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